No idea what happened. Hopefully this picture of Marissa Miller will make it up to you.
3:49 – I think I know what went wrong. Thank god. Anyways, Federer is up a break in the 2nd set, and just looks in control
3:51 – I am planning on going out for breakfast/lunch/brunch later this morning. Any recommendations? Note I would like to spend as little money as possible.
3:56 – Murray digs out of love-40 to get to deuce. Could be a turning point hold if he comes through here.
4:00 – And there is said hold as we near the 90 minute mark.
4:03 – In real news, Obama is apparently cutting back NASA funding. A lot of people on my twitter feed are mad. I say it’s about damn time.
4;06 – Murray with a hold, but Federer now serves for what essentially is the match.
4:10 – And there it is. Federer takes set #2 6-4
4:15 – re. breakfast recommendations: none of our readers can read.
4:16 – It’s crumbling on Murray. He almost looks like he just wants to leave.
4:18 – Uh, now it’s deuce. Sorry, Britain.
4:22 – Comfortable hold by Murray. On serve in the 3rd set.
4:26 – I like Fowler’s work on college gameday, but he seems like a cock face doing tennis.
4:31 – Not gonna lie, I am fading rather fast. No worries though, I’ve done this 2 years in a row, I can do it again.
4:35 – Murray breaks Federer to go up 4-2 in the set.
4:37 – It’s weird that Scottish people are repping the Scottish flag and not the British flag. The shit happened like 700 years ago people. Brits are weirdos. Good thing we won the Revolutionary War.
4:41 – It’s amazing how one English chick can sound so hot, and the next sounds awful.
4:46 – I am really close to calling it a night. I am dying.
4:48 – Federer breaks, and we have a chance to get out of here in 3.
4:59 – Epic game here.
5:04 – Tiebreak. Murray wins the first 2 points.
5:07 – Couple ugly misses by each player, and we are back on serve.
5:09 – Murray up 5-4. Still on serve
5:11 – Murray has 2 set points
5:11 – Murray smashes one into the net and we are back on serve. Great returns by Fed.
5:13 – And Federer bones one to give Murray another set point.
5:14 – Murray had a rather easy put away for the set, and hit it out.
5:15 – And now it’s 8-7 Fed. Match point.
5:16 – Fed almost hit an epic shot for the title.
5:17 – Another set point for Murray.
5:18 – Wow what a drop shot by Federer. He is the master.
5:20 – Holy shit. There aren’t words to describe that point.
5:21 – Another set point for Murray. This tiebreak has woken me up so I don’t even care if he wins anymore.
5:22 – The 3rd match point for Fed
5:22 – 2nd serve: Not good for Murray
5:22 – And there it is. Congrats to Roger Federer for winning the Australian Open. It’s too bad that Murray took so long to get into the match or we might have had a battle on our hands.
Thanks to everyone for stopping by, and a special thanks to Franco and Billy Buckner for sticking until the end.
We’ll be back on Monday with your normal college roundball talk.
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marissa miller makes my pants get tight.
/around the dick area
//purposely explained a joke
Blossom has the same effect on me.
Wow, that’s my elementary school years. Whatta throwback.
I was more of a Six guy myself.
Also, Gonzo, I don’t get the Big Daddy Drew reference from the previous post.
Well played, madam.
test reply. Please work part dos.
Did he just even dare to use the phrase ‘Blue Balls?’ Asshat.
you rockin the bluies right now or what
I’d be crying in a corner if that were the case. Even the thought of it gives me the shakes.
Yeah I’ve never had them and never ever ever want to.
Same. Except for of course the ‘beating off and parents come home early’ scenario, but never from a chick. That’s a nightmare.
I thought the bluies were a myth. I assure you they are no myth. Believe what you hear, they are God’s most devestating “gift” to man.
Then they’re not a ‘gift,’ but a ‘curse.’
Gift from God to women to bestow upon man.
That should be the literal definition. write that down.
Will do.
Fetch what kinda fallout came from the Sportsnation site of the year? Are you and Beadle sexting yet? Facebook official? what’s the deal?
none of the above sadly. I would tear that shit apart though. Maybe I should Greg Oden her
Get 2 different types of major knee surgery?
Mister Prime Minister! HEY ANDY!
fucking finally. Way to show up
Sorry I was playing Football Manager. And eating crackers. Delicious Town House Toppers.
FIFA > FM
I have no idea what’s going on right now.
Bid Daddy Drew writes for Deadspin. His mailbag consists of letters about pooping and jerking.
Fetch won free round trip airfare to scenic Lincoln, Nebraska where he and a friend will enjoy a $50 gift card to the ESPN Zone.
is ESPN Zone a poor mans version of the arcade at Dave N’ Busters?
it’s the like rich and retarded mans version of D&B, since everything’s more expensive but half the quality.
I fucking love D & B’s. Fantastic. Great sober, and somehow manages to get more fun the drunker you get.
D&B would be perfect if I was allowed to wear a hat in there.
Seriously, the one that I used to frequent on LI would let gangsta kids in dressed like fools and not say anything, but my ND hat was against policy.
Great place to watch a game, though.
because ND is where all the ghey’s go.
Didn’t even know that was a policy there. Weird.
Apparently TBL is all fucked up, I can’t get my avatar to show up there ever, at least for the last 18 months. Good to go on every other WordPress site. Clearly Paolo’s fault.
/Kidding, Paolo.
That veiny bitch needs to shut the fuck up before I come over there and fuck-start her head.
sportsgal?
I love the relationship you two have. It’s great and healthy.
ha. The funny thing is we talk on gchat a lot and it is super cordial. I think it’s cause I’m less snarky
That actually makes it funnier.
how so
Because I’ve seen you two just battle on TBL. Just really vicious. Then again, she’s pretty vicious with a lot of people on there.
gotcha. I usually stay pretty calm, whereas she flies off the handle. I think she’s hilarious.
The chick on there who’s the big C bomb is cracker jack
cracker jack just pops up and antagonizes everybody. She just stokes the fire.
I can’t disagree. It just seems like sporstgal has a temper…she’d be a tomcat in bed.
Haha. I think you are right. Cracker jack would be all missionary, and then she’d accuse you of rape after.
Exactly. No fun at all…fuckin’ skank.
Or because she thinks you’re somebody else.
She wouldn’t be as friendly if Fetch’s gmail chat name wasn’t PatrickKane88
I love reloading this page because that means I get to repeatedly stare at Marissa Miller and her pussy boner.
fapfapfap
Found a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.
WIN!
Sounds like Andy Murray has Social Anxiety Disorder. Which doesn’t exist.
/misterpeanut’d
Ha. I like Duffy but I’m letting that fly. Anything goes here.
I’m disappointed in you guys not giving me breakfast recommendations
Fruity Pebbles. With Milk.
out somewhere. Cheap as possible
Waffle House. Cheap and where drunk people usually disperse to after the bars close.
Bacon omelette with cheese. Hash browns with wheat toast. Side of bacon, on the raw side.
i just destroyed a ham sandwich. didnt even make it back to my computer before finishing it off with a nice tall……yoo-hoo.
I’ll say it: I would fuck the shit outta Chris McKendry.
I find her oddly attractive.
have another cocktail, man.
Id fuck her, but I dont think shes hot
Not saying she’s hot, but for some reason I’ve wanted to fuck her for a while. She kinda looks like my buddy’s mom, who is hot. That’s probably why.
One of my friends mom was up here last night visiting and she’s like really friendly and knows my mom and stuff so she gave me like 4 hugs and she is just an absolute smokeshow. I almost had to go beat off in the bathroom.
Oh god, that’s horrible. The more friendly the more frustrating.
‘Stop fucking touching me, I want a porn to break out, dammit.’
too bad she’s not divorced. I would have said fuck it and gone for it.
It’d be an epic dick move, but it’d also make you a legend. Tough call.
no shame in that.
im the kind of guy that thinks every mom that makes any sort of eye contact with me wants to bone me.
i’m also the type that if a female teacher calls me a “good student” and says “i am looking forward to working with you this semester” that she wants me to pound her vag.
i’m pretty bad at interpreting communcation.
/communication major’d
wants me to bone them* not me. but i end up boning my hand because of them so i guess its all relevant.
Hot professors are the worst.
My Abnormal Psych prof was hot as balls, major problems in that class.
I have never had a hot one. Probably a good thing
i’m 23, one of my professors is 30 and married, but i know she totally digs me.
i will accomplish this
It is. No guy got higher than a B-, my guess.
Is it bad that I’ve chosen “10 Things I Hate About You” over Mass Effect 2 right now?
i watched that earlier, there’s no shame in that.
Not a good sign for the game. Though, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the man.
/Brick and The Lookout were awesome.
Julia Stiles needs to determine if she’s going to be attractive or not. One movie she’s completely fuckable and the next I have my doubts.
i dont like her, at all actually. there’s something about her face, i dunno what it is but i wanna deliver one of these (holds up a clenched fist) right to her suck hole.
Is it the snaggle tooth?
i think its more so the eyes….and the nose. and the way her face looks when she smiles.
She looked good in the Bourne movies, rarely looks good otherwise. It’s kinda frustrating, really.
Nothing wrong with choosing 10 Things at all. Filmed in the greatest city on the planet.
I really, really, really don’t want Murray to win this game.
I meant set.
Ha. I don’t either. I want to go to bed.
I may in fact be a large part Scottish, but I still want Fed to win. My grandmom was not this annoying.
Murray played like shit the first 2 sets ! He’s gonna force a 4th set now! what a total dickhead.
Probably yes, probably yes, no.
rutttt rohhhhhhhh
do either of you play tennis? shit is fun, yet hard.
I have. Not competitively or anything, but I play.
Bigtime.
I’m from SJ, but I used to work at a tennis club and help running a tennis camp in Daytona Beach, FL ever summer for a few weeks, and compete. I was mediocre at best, so I can’t fathom playing people who were actually good.
I still don’t get how Federer didn’t score a better looking broad.
gentlemen it’s been fun, but I can’t stay awake anymore. I’m dvr’ing this and not reading any websites when i wake up
pussy
Well enjoy the evening. I can’t wait to sleep after this is over in 10min.
Yeah I am cheering for Fed hardcore.
Same. He just seems like a cool dude.
Yeah he does.
Although to be fair I think Murray does too. If he was up 2 sets Id be cheering for him right now.
True, I don’t really mind either guy.
The only people I root against really are Hewitt and Nadal.
OUCH.
this tiebreak is unreal
I gotta agree.
can’t believe i’m still awake. only 5 hours until Man U v Arsenal..
I’m out. Later gents. Thanks for coming.
great stuff to watch even though it was straight sets. chris fowler should be banned from any sport except basketball. he sucked. and Andre Miller dropped 52 on the Mavs, wtf?
Oh yeah, and someone won our 1000th comment contest. I’ll figure it out tomorrow.
Well gentlemen, too bad Murray didn’t put up a fight until the end.
Night, all. Thankfully, I don’t have to be up until 2pm.